To Moo or not to Moo
Moo.
As your above-average Denver-based cow, I’m inclined to recommend that you put down your hamburgers, glasses of milk and take off your leather jackets to listen to what I have to say. I understand that it isn’t everyday you have a cow giving you orders but this is an especially different kind of time we’re living in. I want to get the word out on the Bovine Metropolis Theater (the only cow friendly theater in town!). Not only is it a laugh riot almost nightly but it is stationed at events regularly around the city. I hope you saw me up and down the 16th Street Mall at the DNC or most recently Single’s Mingle 5K Walk/Run in support of the Colorado Chapter of the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation. You’ll see me everywhere. I hope to see some of you on the streets of Denver but more importantly at the Bovine laughin’ it up!
Until later, keep on mooing!
Sincerely,
The Moo