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To Moo or not to Moo

Moo.

As your above-average Denver-based cow, I’m inclined to recommend that you put down your hamburgers, glasses of milk and take off your leather jackets to listen to what I have to say.  I understand that it isn’t everyday you have a cow giving you orders but this is an especially different kind of time we’re living in.  I want to get the word out on the Bovine Metropolis Theater (the only cow friendly theater in town!).  Not only is it a laugh riot almost nightly but it is stationed at events regularly around the city. I hope you saw me up and down the 16th Street Mall at the DNC or most recently Single’s Mingle 5K Walk/Run in support of the Colorado Chapter of the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation. You’ll see me everywhere. I hope to see some of you on the streets of Denver but more importantly at the Bovine laughin’ it up!

Until later, keep on mooing!

Sincerely,

The Moo

One Response to “To Moo or not to Moo”

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