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Elf's Anatomy - Putting the ER in Merry Christmas!

What does a gunshot wound, an untimely delivery, and a situational fit of laughter all have in common? They all take place in emergency room in wee hours of Christmas morning in this year’s 45th original sketch comedy by the Bovine Metropolis Theater "Elf’s Anatomy".

The Bovine gives ongoing treatment of these scenes. With over 28 original scenes, songs and parodies, the Bovine’s 14th original holiday sketch comedy breathes fresh life into the season. This hilarious and surreal comedy focuses on the Holiday season. Thanksgiving, Hanukkah, Christmas and New Year’s Eve are all given a thorough examination.

Some of the other concepts getting intensive care Batman, Alexa, and of course, ham. The show is a hilarious ride of unpredictable comedy and craziness.

It’s time for your annual physical appearance at The Bovine Metropolis Theater.

Elf's Anatomy plays: November 23, 24, 29, 30, December 1, 6, 7, 8, 13, 14, 15, 20, 21, 22, 23

Showtime is 8:00 p.m.

Tickets for shows:

Friday & Saturdays are $22 online*, $24 at the door, and $5 at door for College Students (only)  with valid ID (space permitting).
Thursdays and Sundays are $14 online* $16 at the door, and $5 at door for College Students (only) with Valid ID (space permitting) 
This show is for all ages and seats are general admission.

Click HERE for frequently asked questions.*There are no additional fees. Online tickets (and associated discount) close at 6:30 p.m. the day of the show. All ticket sales are final. We are unable to offer refunds on show tickets.



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Friday, November 23, 2018 - 8:00pm